Wednesday, July 23, 2014

aobadatsgay:

I AM FUCKING DEAD. SO I WAS HAVING TROUBLE DOWNLOADING THE SIMS 2 THING THAT’S BEEN GOING AROUND SO I CONTACTED THEIR LIVE CHAT SUPPORT FOR HELP. WELL THE PERSON WANTED MY INFO AND FOR ME TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION I SET UP SO THEY COULD PUT THE GAME IN MY COLLECTION.
THE QUESTION WAS “What was your dream job as a kid?”
GUESS WHO HAD TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION TO A LIVE PERSON WITH “Doing your mom.”. SPOILET ALERT IT WAS FUCKING ME.

Monday, July 21, 2014

stand-by-me:

Someone let me know when they find my jaw on the ground

(Source: thegaysticky)

Sunday, July 20, 2014

So we were sitting in class today

arialenelove:

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

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and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

I will keep reblogging this in the name of historical science

Thursday, July 17, 2014
Tuesday, July 15, 2014

shiphassailed:belagasm:

ha america

portugal has TWO freedom days

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america has 365

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(Source: belaboobs)

w33nawbuzznarl:

rifa:

lisasedai:

i hate it when

there’s like a feeling in your gut that something is very wrong and the feeling is so strong that it makes you feel physically ill but the problem is that there’s actually nothing wrong so you don’t know what to do

and the feeling just doesn’t go away

OH MY GOD OTHER PEOPLE GET THIS

what if you have a soul mate and thats what happens 

when theyre in trouble 

(Source: ladugard)

Monday, July 14, 2014
unicornfan:

pitbull:

thejory:

unicornfan:

pitbull who is partying at 4:30 on a tuesday

Uhhh true fans of Mr 305pitbull talk some sense into this fool

The party never ends. Enjoy life #dale

dam…

unicornfan:

pitbull:

thejory:

unicornfan:

pitbull who is partying at 4:30 on a tuesday

Uhhh true fans of Mr 305
pitbull talk some sense into this fool

The party never ends. Enjoy life #dale

dam…

kelbremdusk:

i can’t stay mad at this cutie tho

kelbremdusk:

i can’t stay mad at this cutie tho

breadbreadbreadandbread:


A trainer was mean to mommy. Said trainer no longer exists.

Pokemon shaming is great, I had to join the bandwagon with a bad doodle.
Nobody messes with Arceus’ mommy. NOBODY.

breadbreadbreadandbread:

A trainer was mean to mommy. Said trainer no longer exists.

Pokemon shaming is great, I had to join the bandwagon with a bad doodle.

Nobody messes with Arceus’ mommy. NOBODY.

pokemon-maitre:

" Trainers don’t like me because I possessed their deceased children."
My heart was huring making this, my first pokeshaming. First time making a nice background too! Hope you like it guys!

pokemon-maitre:

" Trainers don’t like me because I possessed their deceased children."

My heart was huring making this, my first pokeshaming. First time making a nice background too! Hope you like it guys!